Here are the scores for last nights pub activity.
Firstly let me say that i had an excellent time and it was good to see (nearly) all of you in one place again. Just like the old days (ahhhhh!).
It now appears that Fat Matt Twat was semi concious deciding whether to eat another mayonaise, pepper, streaky strips and olive oil sandwich or to watch another episode of "Queer Eye". Very poor show. But every cloud has a silver lining - he now owes us all 2 pints and a salty snack each! Or would that be 2 pints of his salty snacks? Only time, some whiskey and a bottle of poppers will tell us the outcome of that question!
The scores are as follows in no real order and i will not score myself of course (just in case i come last).
Chris:
"Like an earthquake in a butchers window" quip = +30
Being the only one to "get out his little gadget" = -10
Overall Score: 20 (just too cool to try harder - nuff said)
Tim:
Extra bonus sympathy points for being sacked in Brighton today = +50
Wearing his red anorak (where was your spotters notepad?) = -10
For not knowing how a PAYG mobile phone works = -10
Overall Score: 30 (ayy what? me ears not working well these days)
Jon:
Leather jacket...... you're like so 1990s = -20
Bringing yet more free Thursday, February 17, 2005
Scores on the doors
Here are the scores for last nights pub activity.
Firstly let me say that i had an excellent time and it was good to see (nearly) all of you in one place again. Just like the old days (ahhhhh!).
It now appears that Fat Matt Twat was semi concious deciding whether to eat another mayonaise, pepper, streaky strips and olive oil sandwich or to watch another episode of "Queer Eye". Very poor show. But every cloud has a silver lining - he now owes us all 2 pints and a salty snack each! Or would that be 2 pints of his salty snacks? Only time, some whiskey and a bottle of poppers will tell us the outcome of that question!
The scores are as follows in no real order and i will not score myself of course (just in case i come last).
Chris:
"Like an earthquake in a butchers window" quip = +30
Being the only one to "get out his little gadget" = -10
Overall Score: 20 (just too cool to try harder - nuff said)
Tim:
Extra bonus sympathy points for being sacked in Brighton today = +50
Wearing his red anorak (where was your spotters notepad?) = -10
For not knowing how a PAYG mobile phone works = -10
Overall Score: 30 (ayy what? me ears not working well these days)
Jon:
Leather jacket...... you're like so 1990s = -20
Bringing yet more free 
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