Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Joke of the day

Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says... "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend who is lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

Bruce says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.

Thanks to the esteemed Captain Beefheart for this! The first laugh i've had all day!

7 comments:

bigfootcookie said...

LOL!

Good one!

Fella said...

Jesus you've been blogging a lot lately. Good joke, by the by.


How's old beefy doing?

Tao said...

I tend to have a few days of "full flow" blogging and then it dies down again for a while.
Quantity - not quality!

As for "The Captain"... who knows?
Ain't seen him (in the flesh) for nearly a year I think!

Fella said...

salright, he's a ponce anyhow.

Sysm said...

That is the funniest joke I've ever read. I'm stealing it.

Ubermilf said...

Taoski, you're corrupting my friends.

I hope you're pleased with yourself.

MEMOIRS DE UNA PINCHE TRASHY said...

ROTFWTIME :-D