Why is it that every time i enter the comms room at work to reboot a server or do some admin work on the console i suddenly develop the acute need to go to the toilet.
The sight of me body popping on the spot infront of the cabinets to supress the urge to pee is a very common. Moonwalking usually does the trick for "number 2's" as it clenches the buttocks to prevent leakage and also entertains! "Spin on your head and then freeze" is not an option...
Other places that make me suddenly want to urinate/deficate are:
1. My local library
2. Any area of woodland
3. The doctors waiting room
Odd or normal?
Friday, June 10, 2005
The Electric Boogaloo
Why is it that every time i enter the comms room at work to reboot a server or do some admin work on the console i suddenly develop the acute need to go to the toilet.
The sight of me body popping on the spot infront of the cabinets to supress the urge to pee is a very common. Moonwalking usually does the trick for "number 2's" as it clenches the buttocks to prevent leakage and also entertains! "Spin on your head and then freeze" is not an option...
Other places that make me suddenly want to urinate/deficate are:
1. My local library
2. Any area of woodland
3. The doctors waiting room
Odd or normal?
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I would say odd, but not in a bad way. A very entertaining post. I can imagine you doing your little dance with all these servers in the background. Very hip and cool. Nice job.
Strange, I do remember for quite a while that every time I was on the phone to Captain Beefy, I felt the urge to do a empty my bowels!
Not as bad as the urge I get when the lights go out at work, leaving me sat in the dark in front of a computer? Theb mouse is not the only white thing I feel I should have in the palm of my hand...........
Usually getting in the car after breakfast, on the way to drop Number One at the Buzzard railway station especially if we're running a bit late for work. It's a stonking tortoise-fest!
going into tesco always makes me want to fart
Ha!
Forgot about that one too!
It's nice to drop a nasty one near someone and then walk away, or guff on people as they walk past!
I have an uncontrollable need to fart just as someone comes up to me at my desk at work and starts a long discussion about something or other.
An aeroplanes - must be the drop in ambient pressure that turns me into a human whoopee cushion
Don't get me started on farting. Ask Taoski. I can summon up one aywhere, almost at will, any strength. Dancing whilst pissed at New Years Eve parties. I have cleared a dance floor more than once.
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