Friday, June 10, 2005

The Electric Boogaloo

Why is it that every time i enter the comms room at work to reboot a server or do some admin work on the console i suddenly develop the acute need to go to the toilet. The sight of me body popping on the spot infront of the cabinets to supress the urge to pee is a very common. Moonwalking usually does the trick for "number 2's" as it clenches the buttocks to prevent leakage and also entertains! "Spin on your head and then freeze" is not an option... Other places that make me suddenly want to urinate/deficate are: 1. My local library 2. Any area of woodland 3. The doctors waiting room Odd or normal?

10 comments:

The Complimenting Commenter said...

I would say odd, but not in a bad way. A very entertaining post. I can imagine you doing your little dance with all these servers in the background. Very hip and cool. Nice job.

Ghone said...

Strange, I do remember for quite a while that every time I was on the phone to Captain Beefy, I felt the urge to do a empty my bowels!

bigfootcookie said...

Not as bad as the urge I get when the lights go out at work, leaving me sat in the dark in front of a computer? Theb mouse is not the only white thing I feel I should have in the palm of my hand...........

Captain Beefheart said...

Usually getting in the car after breakfast, on the way to drop Number One at the Buzzard railway station especially if we're running a bit late for work. It's a stonking tortoise-fest!

christine said...

going into tesco always makes me want to fart

Taoski said...

Ha!
Forgot about that one too!
It's nice to drop a nasty one near someone and then walk away, or guff on people as they walk past!

Captain Beefheart said...

I have an uncontrollable need to fart just as someone comes up to me at my desk at work and starts a long discussion about something or other.

Captain Beefheart said...

An aeroplanes - must be the drop in ambient pressure that turns me into a human whoopee cushion

bigfootcookie said...

Don't get me started on farting. Ask Taoski. I can summon up one aywhere, almost at will, any strength. Dancing whilst pissed at New Years Eve parties. I have cleared a dance floor more than once.

Richard said...

As soon as I leave the office to walk home (not when I'm cycling) I suddenly discover that I'm about to wet myself, but only by the time I've got out of the lift and left the building.

I also regularly experience the human whoopee cushion effect on aircraft. I have tried to explain this to colleagues at work but they just look at me as though I'm a bit strange.