Thursday, June 16, 2005
The Tooth Tairy, Easter Bunny and all the other happy elves of the world have visited me today and in reward for being such a good little Technical Goblin, and for not spanking the wifey any more after she says the panic word ("Northampton") they have given me "the prize". Something i have been longing for enternally. The sleek silver and white gift bears the magical 20GB rune and has been carefully crafted from the shaven pubic hairs of the nunnery virgins at the Ogre factories of App-le. It now adorns my work chamber desk whilst its Dylithium Crystals recharge and it tells me to "Do not Disconnect" which is now also my new Goblin Army warcry. My life is now complete. "Death...? take me now - i'm done".