Thursday, June 16, 2005

What devilry is this?

new toy The Tooth Tairy, Easter Bunny and all the other happy elves of the world have visited me today and in reward for being such a good little Technical Goblin, and for not spanking the wifey any more after she says the panic word ("Northampton") they have given me "the prize". Something i have been longing for enternally. The sleek silver and white gift bears the magical 20GB rune and has been carefully crafted from the shaven pubic hairs of the nunnery virgins at the Ogre factories of App-le. It now adorns my work chamber desk whilst its Dylithium Crystals recharge and it tells me to "Do not Disconnect" which is now also my new Goblin Army warcry. My life is now complete. "Death...? take me now - i'm done".

18 comments:

Captain Beefheart said...

Lucky fucker! enjoy :o)

One day I'll justify it to myself, maybe when I get my redundancy. It'll give me something to do while I'm sitting in the job centre

Richard said...

wOOt! Taoski is now in the iPod family. Congratulations on this joyful occasion. Is it a boy or a girl, what are you calling it and how much did it weigh?

Taoski said...

Its got blue eyes, a big nose, dark hair and 2 day stubble!

Eeeek!

No, thats just me in the reflection on the back... phew!

It's currently devoid of Choons at the moment though. It's very sad.

Gonna have to sort out my iTunes collection first when i get home and clear out all those Xmas tracks i downloaded for our party you both never came to!

Feckerz

bigfootcookie said...

Ipod, sniff, lucky git, sniff. Oh bollocks. I'll go the full BLUB!

bigfootcookie said...

Something white in your hand whilst surfing at work? Better than your usual cock.

Chris said...

well done mister, I know you've been needing this like oxygen.

First things first - you need to hack the volume. As I'm sure such a dedicated iPod fan knows european iPods have their max volume restricted because of French legislation.

Taoski said...

It's bloody loud enough aleady!

I fill it with 17gb of music last night (17gb!) and shuffled the way to work this morning.

Trance, followed by techno, followed by very very mellow jazz, followed by Pink Floyd, then some african headcharge.

Odd.... but excellent!

Think i might get me a case for it though. I can see it getting scratched! Any suggestions?

bigfootcookie said...

How about a nice pink fluffy case, just to show how secure you are in your manly ways.

Taoski said...

Maybe a "Hello Kitty" case might be appropriate. Its all the rage you know. Well - all the little girls i kidnap tell me so!

Captain Beefheart said...

Why not just use one of theirs? Fish through you pile of "souvenirs" and I'm sure you'll find something suitable

Taoski said...

"Pre-teen's peeled skin" iPod cover anyone?

Freckles or fake tan, you choose.

bigfootcookie said...

I'd prefer a merkin cover made from teens shaved pubic hair. Not a ginga though.

Taoski said...

Hmmm - curly, springy and designed to bounce.

Anyway, whats wrong with being ginger? Eh Mr Noxious?

Jason said...

Cool banner thingie! I got my iPod through freeipods.com and it's awesome. It never leaves my side.

As for cases, I have an iSkin and I love it.

Taoski said...

Jason: Thanks for taking time to comment!
If you want the banner on your site, just lift the code from my template! I made it myself and i have the feeling it will be the first banner of many to come!!

Richard said...

iSkin, iSkin, iSkin!

I have an electric blue rubber iSkin for me 40Gb podbaby. It's almost like having a big winegum stuck all over it - but gelatine free and much tastier.

Ghone said...

Taoski: Will we now only get a new posting on your blog when the batteries need changing???

Taoski said...

Sorry - too busy boppin' to reply to your comment!